The internet's most gloriously unnecessary shopping guide.
We hunt down the most ridiculous, indulgent, and wildly overpriced things money can buy — then rate them, rank them, and occasionally talk you out of it. Probably not though.
This week's Hall of Shame
The standouts. The legends. The receipts you'll regret.
24K Gold-Flecked Toilet Paper
Flush actual money. Literally.
See the verdict →The Smart Fork That Judges You
Bluetooth cutlery that vibrates when you eat too fast.
See the verdict →Replica 'Banana Taped to Wall' Kit
A banana. And tape. For your wall. For $300.
See the verdict →Mail-A-Glitter-Bomb Service
Anonymous, biodegradable, and deeply petty.
See the verdict →Pick your poison
Six flavors of financial regret, neatly organized.
Luxury Nonsense
Absurdly expensive versions of things you already own.
2 ways to regret it →Tech You Don't Need
Gadgets solving problems you never had.
3 ways to regret it →Gag Gifts & Pranks
Money well wasted on someone else.
1 way to regret it →Bougie Home
Make your house judge your guests.
2 ways to regret it →Foodie Flex
Edible status symbols and kitchen overkill.
2 ways to regret it →Why Does This Exist?
The void stares back, and it has a price tag.
2 ways to regret it →The Splurge Report
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Total catalog damage
$26,354
across 12 curated bad decisions. And counting.