Is It Worth It?
We rate every item with one honest verdict. High-intent shoppers, this page is for you — skip the regret, jump to the answer.
Surprisingly Worth It
Dumb on paper, genuinely great in practice. Buy with confidence.
Your Call
Depends entirely on how much you like attention. No judgment.
- The Smart Fork That Judges YouBluetooth cutlery that vibrates when you eat too fast.$99
- Italian Marble Paper Towel Holder$180 to hold the $2 thing that holds the paper.$180
- Gold-Leaf Wrapped Steak KitEat money. Taste nothing different.$145
- Selfie Toast PrinterBurns your own face onto bread. As one does.$75
- Candle That Smells Like CashBurn $48 to make your room smell like... more money.$48
Absolutely Not
We looked. We laughed. We beg you to reconsider.
- 24K Gold-Flecked Toilet PaperFlush actual money. Literally.$1,376
- Replica 'Banana Taped to Wall' KitA banana. And tape. For your wall. For $300.$300
- Diamond-Encrusted Earbuds$24,000 of diamonds. Still loses one in the couch.$24,000
- USB-Rechargeable Pet RockIt's a rock. It charges. It does not do anything.$29