The Hall of Shame
Every bad decision we've cataloged, ranked by sheer dumbness — from "okay, kind of fun" to "please call your accountant."
Absolutely Not
$1,376
24K Gold-Flecked Toilet Paper
Flush actual money. Literally.
See the verdict →Absolutely Not
$300
Replica 'Banana Taped to Wall' Kit
A banana. And tape. For your wall. For $300.
See the verdict →Absolutely Not
$24,000
Diamond-Encrusted Earbuds
$24,000 of diamonds. Still loses one in the couch.
See the verdict →Absolutely Not
$29
USB-Rechargeable Pet Rock
It's a rock. It charges. It does not do anything.
See the verdict →Your Call
$99
The Smart Fork That Judges You
Bluetooth cutlery that vibrates when you eat too fast.
See the verdict →Your Call
$180
Italian Marble Paper Towel Holder
$180 to hold the $2 thing that holds the paper.
See the verdict →Your Call
$145
Gold-Leaf Wrapped Steak Kit
Eat money. Taste nothing different.
See the verdict →Your Call
$75
Selfie Toast Printer
Burns your own face onto bread. As one does.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$24
Self-Stirring Mug
For when lifting a spoon is simply too much.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$65
App-Controlled Heated Slippers
Warm feet, dead phone battery, questionable life choices.
See the verdict →Your Call
$48
Candle That Smells Like Cash
Burn $48 to make your room smell like... more money.
See the verdict →Surprisingly Worth It
$13
Mail-A-Glitter-Bomb Service
Anonymous, biodegradable, and deeply petty.
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